Cock booger

Dried up semen that is sticking on the cock.

I had a cock booger and it hurt when I pulled it off.

by fuck does it matter January 26, 2008

Booger

Dried snot that forms in the nose & can be removed for a tasty treat

Kiersten : Oh Jake last night was amazing your super hard cock really rocked my pussy!
Jake : I wish I could just kiss you all day long fuck this work shit!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit messin around and get some work done!
Kiersten : Jake wore me out last night in bed sorry were are a little sluggish!
Chad : Don't piss me off BITCH!
Jake : Hey you can't call my girl that and by the way there's a huge Booger hanging out of your nose!
Kiersten : Ohh It's all green and slimy LOL!
Chad : MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh that's fuckin gross!
Chad : Yeah like watchin you two make out get the work or your FIRED!
Jake : Whatever you say Booger breath!

by SlopNChop May 20, 2017

boobertunities

optimal boob and or breast gazing/ogling opportunities

"Dude you you should come to the pool with me, there will be ample boobertunities."

by manny-katles-jojojo September 27, 2010

butt booger

the terd that's stuck in your butt that makes it extremely uncomfortable to walk.

Jon: Dude I can't even walk this fuckin butt booger is just logged in there

Tyler: Dude that's disgusting, go take a shit or something

by jeffry the monkey's anus March 26, 2009

boogerology

The study of boogers and earwax

I need to pick your nose for my next boogerology experement

by Can of Worms November 9, 2006

snatch booger

Dried up cum stuck in the hair of an unclean snatch.

Her snatch was covered with snatch boogers.

by Snowy Stone January 17, 2009

boofer

(boo_fur.)

n.

-Western Pennsylvanian slang used to describe narrow-minded country-folk.

-One who wears camoflague, florecent-orange, floral-print, or character T-Shirts as part of their casual dress.

-An uneducated, trashy person attempting to fuction in modern society.

(Mostly used in restaurant lingo.)

"Damned boofers left me 2 dollars on an 80 dollar bill.-

It must be tax-return season because the store was booferific today!-

I waited on a pair of boofies today, why do they always smell like firewood smoke and earth?-"

by flipshuff May 3, 2011