Nigger Boating

When a lit joint or blunt starts to only burn on one side. This term is a racial derivation of the term canoeing; this is because black people cannot afford boats, only canoes.

Oh shit Jim! That there joint is Nigger Boating!

by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement December 14, 2009

turkey basting

the act of inserting a turkey baster into your boyfriend's ass crack, and releasing its contents into it to fill it to the brim. if the turkey baster is not disposed of after use, it will add unwanted seasonings to your turkey...

man: "hey babe, wanna do some turkey basting tonight?"
woman: "sure, but i have to cook this turkey afterward"

by huntelbi January 2, 2011

Turkey basting

When ecstasy is crushed up, mixed with favorite fluid, sucked into a syringe, inserted into the rectum and squirted inside for maximum effect.

I was rolling way harder than you because I was turkey basting!

by lipstick scrotum January 21, 2009

basting

in the Mormon practice when a male inserts his genitalia into a female with out the in and out motion of normal intercourse which Mormons believe not to be loosing their virginity.

Hey sally my parents are at the temple come over so we can baste... I sure do love Basting you.

by Ryan Girard June 18, 2011

Blasting Burners

When 2 people press their buttholes against each others and pass gas.

My wife was made because she caught me and James blasting burners

by All Bets Hedged January 27, 2020

River Boating

The act placing your face between butt cheeks While violently shaking your face back and forth in said butt cheeks.

Bro, when that stripper put her ass in my face, I went River Boating!

by Jballs89 August 16, 2011

Finger-Blasting

When one blows up another’s phone with messages.

Callie stop finger-blasting me! I’m in class!

by TStone98 January 1, 2018