beta male

A man who is obsessed with trying to convince everyone around him that he is an alpha male. Beta males are the most violent and aggressive of all men. Prisons are filled with beta males. A true alpha male never needs to convince anyone, doesn't care if he is one, and might not even know it. The genuine admiration and respect that a man receives from other men, due to his good character, intelligence, and leadership, is what makes an alpha male. Beta males will never attain alpha status by demeaning other men. Women who are attracted to beta males share the same poor character and low self esteem.

beta male: "do you want me to go beat up that creepy guy that keeps trying to talk to you?"
woman: "sure"

beta male by iyhnALEX April 21, 2014

Beta Male

A man that is unsure what to do next, yet willing to do it, whatever it may be. Usually a man that is waiting for direction from a woman because he is under the delusion that he will get a lifetime of pussy for being there for her, whenever, where ever...essentially missing the point of being a man.

Dave opened the car door and said, "sorry honey, I couldn't get over here faster, I had to first put the car in park, then shut it off, unbuckle my seat-belt then open my door and I could only run so fast to get to you. So sorry. Where do you want to eat honey?"

Karen, (thinking--"Shut the fuck up already you Beta Male") stewing, then says, "I told you I wanted Mexican, how many times do I have to tell you?"

Beta Male by Dick Grayson II August 5, 2010

beta male

A bullshit subclass of men invented by so-called "alpha males" to classify anybody who's not spending 99.9% of their waking hours working out and practicing pick-up lines that they will later use on unsuspecting women. A beta male is someone who "sucks up to females" , known in the real-world as "RESPECTING women and their rights" and if in a couple are cock-blocking "better men" (read: I have abs and backnea ARGH!) .

In other words , "alpha" males are compensating for their lack of real personality by making up the notion that they are on top of men who are perfectly good people but are not paragons of male beauty.

Bro-dude : "Why is that bitch with this beta male? He's flabby and pale! I could totally be a better man! I'm ALPHA!"
Bro-dude 2 : "Dude , that's Bill Gates"

beta male by MapDark-Dark November 20, 2014

beta male

A totally typical male. Most definitions here are wrong: betas aren't particularly sensitive or even meek, they just are much more follower than leader.

Plenty of insecure, pushy, loud guys are betas: most frat boys (especially the toady), most Ivy Leaguers, most football players, most Tea Partiers, most suburbanites, most rednecks, etc. Since they 1) don't have followers they aren't alphas and 2) don't have much of a mind of their own aren't gammas.

Steve thought being pushy and obnoxious made him seem like an alpha male. He couldn't be more wrong. Since no one gives a shit what he thinks and he's always following what Glenn Beck says, he's pretty clearly just an another beta male

beta male by proudly gamma April 13, 2011

Beta Bitch 

The opposite of an alpha male. An example of a beta bitch would be a 40something guy still living with his parents and and is afraid to leave his mommy's closet because he watches too much news and gets scared easily

Randy is such a beta bitch! He handles other people's meat for beans and cries about the government from his parents closet. Somebody needs to slap him.

Beta Bitch by Trumpanzee123 June 10, 2023

Beta Cuck 

Beta male, or simply beta, is a term for men perceived as weak and emasculated. ... Andrew Marantz wrote for the New Yorker that conspiracy theorist and blogger Mike Cernovich believes that his opponents were "beta males, losers, or 'cucks' — alt-right slang for 'cuckolds'". OR ALSO KNOWN AS KIBO

MAN DONT BE A BETA CUCK LIKE KIBO, MAN DUDE U R A KIBO WAIT WHAT LOL

Beta Cuck by Ploopy69 May 15, 2018

Beta-ing 

Based on the legend that is Beta Apollo. Face book him... He has his own special way of getting ladies, and so, if you're feeling lonely and down, try out Beta-ing and it's just so much more effective. Normally involves drunk, or even sedated girls, or sometimes even just ones with really low self-esteem.

Beta-ing:

-"U look very medium-slutty and fit friend! Wud u lyk to come parti at my flat?"

-"ALoha slut. Wud u lyk to go out bak with me?"

Beta-ing by Feta Abollo July 11, 2011