Park Bench

1.A place for a homeless penis to sleep 2. Term used to define a women only used for sex when a more suitable residence cannot be found.

Don't worry about me fella, I'll just sleep on a park bench.

Park Bench by Ian McDonnell April 27, 2006

Johnny Bench 

To assume the "catchers squat" hovering over a public toilet. Necessitated, by the absence of "ass gaskets"

"Dude I had to Johnny Bench it, they were out of ass gaskets"

OR

"That was a nasty toilet, I had to make my own 4 way out of tissue. " Bro, I just Johnny Benched it"

Johnny Bench by chirp78 October 19, 2010

Jack Bench

An seat often found in an enclosed bathroom shower. The structure is typically built-in and constructed of masonry and tile, or free-standing and made of a sturdy, pressure-treated hard wood. The design reduces stress on the user’s lower back during covert masturbation.

I put an offer on the house as soon as I saw that the shower in the master bathroom featured a jack bench.

Jack Bench by Kdog9187 July 6, 2018

The Bench Infinity Verse 

Is ruled by a dictator, destroy with an army (roby), and has to judges. It has citizens, slaves, and peasants. One citezin works as every job. They can destroy anything in an instant. They can destroy the universe faster than thanos with the infinity gauntlet. They do this with the almighty spank of justice.

Person 1: oh no
Person 2: what
Person 1: it’s The Bench Infinity Verse
Person 2: what’s tha-
*Are instantly obliterated by the almighty spank*

The Bench Infinity Verse by Bench almighty dictator November 15, 2018

Liar’s Bench 

A bench where a group of men would gather to tell tales, some believable, some not so believable. An area around a stove in a shelter during cold seasons where men would gather to tell stories about fishing, hunting, government, etc.

Some women considered the Liar’s Bench to be a bad influence area for the younger generation of boys.

The Liar’s Bench is full of old cronies today.

Liar’s Bench by Drcleanee August 7, 2018

250 Incline Bench 

That unfortunate time when your incline benching 250 and you do it fine for 3 reps but then you miss the rack and drop the barbell causing you to break four fingers but then you get it up for a 4th rep to put it on the rack

Dude, I was incline benching 250 for three reps then I dropped it and broke for fingers and got it up for another rep and put it on the rack. 250 incline bench is a funny meme among a group of friends

250 Incline Bench by MikeStout32 July 9, 2020

Packing The Bench 

Packing The Bench is the process of managing to fart while needing to poop, all the while avoiding accidentally sharting. The gas passes around the stool, removing gas pockets and allowing the stool to collect and bulk.

"Yo, I'd avoid standing behind me, I'm really packing the bench over here."

Packing The Bench by hollow1 October 29, 2023