mass-shoe-bation

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.

Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.

Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.

by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013

Pulling a bason

When you make the greatest play, but make the straightest face. Ever.

Wow Phillip, why are you pulling a bason when you scored the winning goal?

by George Dang November 14, 2016

amuse-a-bation

The act of self amusing yourself.

Lindsay had an amuse-a-bation session while driving to work. People think that she is crazy.

by shepsta May 30, 2018

The Birmingham baton

The act of bitch slapping someone with a big black dildo

My boss fired me so I gave everyone in the office the Birmingham baton

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

« après la pluie, le batton »

is an expression commonly used in Algeria. and it means that after a series of sad events, more will come!

Ania: « je suis triste »
Rasha:« après la pluie, le batton »

by iloveghiles August 30, 2022