basted

when you get full control of explosive diarrhea and drop pants and blast someone in the face

You just got basted or he just basted me

by sicksickman September 25, 2018

Baited

To be lured into a one of the following situations: Exposes a person for something they may have wanted to keep hidden, or makes them do or say something stupid (The bait-ee may or may not notice eventually). Or just a word used by edgy, dumbass teens whenever someone corrects them.

Person 1: What colour are the clouds?
Person 2: White.
Person 1: What colour is a white rabbit?
Person 2: White.
Person 1: What do cows drink?
Person 2: Milk.
Person 1: Ha! Baited!

by Linkgreen October 5, 2018

Barted

When you fart and burp at the same time

Jonny barted has in school and then he lost all of is friends and now he is lonely

by James Charles July 7, 2019

Baleed

having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.

I woke up one morning to my baleed dad yelling at me: My baleed dad is a fool

by Fool exposer February 18, 2020

baited breath

Someone who is antagonistic and seeks to disrupt waits with baited breath ready to cast out words that entice a haughty response for the purpose of further feeding more responses into a feeding frenzy of chaotic frustration and angst.

The internet troll waits for you with baited breath.

by HeyRay September 11, 2020

Basted

He loves her so much he told me to fuck off.

What a basted.

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 9, 2020

Barted

To choke a bitch out so bad that she starts to make sounds like a chicken when it’s head is cut off.

Friend: Brooooo.... did you see the fight between Kathy and Samantha during 5th period lunch

Me: “No but Jess was proudly telling everyone about it in Mr. Mats us dev class.”

Friend: (giggles) I’m not going to lie but Broooooooooooooooooooooooo THAT BITCH GOT BARTED!!

by zachery jordan December 29, 2020