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Dad Balling

When a Dad observes his significant other breast feeding their child and is aroused.

Very similar to Blue Balls, as the man is turned on but cannot relieve himself.
So last night we were at Boston Pizza. Then my wife went to breast feed our kid, and i was left with a huge hard on.

That Bitch was Dad Balling me!
by DadBallz4lyf August 26, 2019
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Scone-balking

To offer to bring treats for one group of people, only to then give them to another group of people in spite.
Jason said he was bringing scones for his crew at work but they didn’t know he was scone-balking.
by Shane McGlover March 22, 2020
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Bare Balling

An act of liberation in which guys let their ballsacks hang freely out the fly of their pants, shorts, etc.
"Bro, you know your ballsack is hanging out right?.."

"I'm bare balling dude, I never felt more free. I feel like a new man."

"You lost a bet didn't you?"

"Yup..."
by bro-cabulary June 29, 2020
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brain balling

I'm just brain balling here but I think it's a good idea.
by unizebra September 10, 2020
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Small Balding

A Man who knows no bounds or reality nor existence. He was not born, rather he was created. He knows no bounds f power. He has the perception into the cosmos that no being, even God has ever obtained. Sure Aidan is the alpha, but Small Balding is the alpha raised to the power of Aleph Null.
Average citizen of the cosmos: Did you hear Small Balding created a new plain of existence yesterday?
by @TheRealSmallBalding October 6, 2020
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Dick-Balling

When you are procrastinating a task at work and do something else non-work related.
Boss: "Hey, stop Dick-Balling about and get them products added onto the website!"

Lazy Employee: "Sorry Sir, I will get back to work ASAP."
by Best WWO Employee October 9, 2023
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Ol’ Moon Ballin’

Pushing your testicles between the legs, over the taint, then squeezing the legs together to hold, expose and display a taut ball sack at the base of the ass crack.

A skilled moon baller can walk around in this position displaying his wares for those that dare to catch a glimpse.
Everything was great at the family dinner until uncle Fred came out of the bathroom doing the ol’ moon ballin’.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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