boiler man

A man who has had anal intercourse and enjoyed the glowing warmth of the female/males's rectal cavity.

Max: I heard Wade doesn't enjoy regular, that he's more of a boiler man.

Zoe: Oh ok well I'm not letting him fix my boiler; he can just do regular with me...

by Old Man Murfy June 28, 2017

Boiled water drinker

A boiled water drinker is a person wearing an invisible veil blocking any exiting or thrilling experience in life. These persons use hypochondria as a tool in their fight against arousal (for instance, "allergies" forcing them to avoid coffee and tea, thus drinking only boiled water during breaks).

Often, the boiled water drinker would have a nanny software installed on his own computer.

-"Hey dude, wanna grab a beer after work ?"
-"Sorry, I can't. I am a boiled water drinker, but thank you."

by Geozz June 18, 2018

Boilodgé

A really good friend but you don't talk about it. EVER.

Girllllllll as your boilodgé friend imma only tell you this once.

LISTEN

TO

ME

GIRL.

by Cranky Casey August 30, 2018

Boiling The Clam

Boiling The Clam

When a woman masturbates in the shower using boiling hot water.

Female 1: Man, I'm having a hard time walking today
Female 2: Why?
Female: I was Boiling The Clam this morning.

by URBAN-IDIOM September 24, 2018

Boiler Job

When a guy who owns a Harley Street Glide is giving another man a blowjob; whom is on the toilet with diarrhea.

I'm doing a boiler job for some guy.

by Sparky Nelson October 7, 2018

boils my parsnips

A way to express frustration without cussing.

Expression of a feeling of anger.

Me to my Daughter, "You have to clean your room if you want to go to the movies with your friends."

My Daughter to Me, "That really boils my parsnips, none of my friends have to do chores!"

by cdphil1999 January 29, 2020

boiled quarters

an insult for smelly humans

“Stephanie smells like boiled quarters”

by imperialgworl January 21, 2022