squirrel blanket 

an example of nonfunctional knitting, weaving, or other fabric art

rosie the artist had some squirrel blankets in rachel's show at the gallery for women and their work

squirrel blanket by bossa screwanova September 14, 2009

wank blanket 

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress

jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute

wank blanket by POWER B May 14, 2003

fire blanket 

A female that goes out with a man that is obviously gay to disguise his homosexuality.

Mike's girfriend is a such a fire blanket, because we all know he loves dick.

fire blanket by aaron nolte December 20, 2007

liquid blanket

Staying warm when walking outside in the winter thanks to being buzzed/drunk.

If it weren't for my liquid blanket I would've frozen my ass off walking to the Kohl Center.

liquid blanket by UWSteven January 3, 2008

Cuck Blanket 

When your girl steals the blanket you bring and then proceeds to cuddle with other men with it in the same god damn room, five feet away from you. You are then forced to use the blanket that same night in order to not freeze to death in the basement.

A: Did you hear what happened to James last weekend?

B: No what happened?

A: James's date, Cathy, took his blanket and cuddled with four dudes in it the night of their date. He had to watch as well.

B: I can't believe he still hasn't burnt that cuck blanket from Saturday night.

Cuck Blanket by yuhyeetsauce May 7, 2019

Cat's Blanket 

Nickname for Cate Blanchett. Because of the odd spelling of her name, her common independent and cameo film appearances, resemblance to a feline, and overall warm and comforting acting method, she could very well be a Cat's Blanket.

Stu: Na, I ain't never seen that film.
Laura: Trust me, we saw it.
Stu: Who was in it?
Laura: No one big, except for... What's her name, the British lass...
Ryan: Cat's Blanket?
Laura: Yeah, her.
Stu: Dude, that movie sucked.

Cat's Blanket by RyKirb July 7, 2008

Meat Blanket 

An excessively fleshy person who manages to drape themselves over their (usually unwilling) surroundings. May or may not be accompanied by unwanted fluids, such as sweat, onion dip or . . .

Ken needed to use the restroom, but the meat blanket in the aisle seat had cut off his only escape route.

Meat Blanket by geodave June 16, 2016