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blender

1. A device or appliance that blends food to a liquefied platform.

2. See pastry blender
by JulianDB January 5, 2017
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Belgian Blender

A sexual act involving the male inserting his cock and balls into a female, and spinning on the axis created.
Simply put it all in, and spin.
Dude, I took Janine home and gave her the Belgian Blender.
How’d it go?

Doc says I got torsion again.
by GooseA7 May 16, 2025
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blender bollocks

blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software
example 1 :

I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you

example 2 :
##### - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...

###### Someone said cocks?

##### - Cabbage

#### - What is wrong with these people smh my head

########### Oh hi ####, i feel like i want to say once again, i love you so much, you and ### are so talented
by blender stan May 22, 2024
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Beauty blender-ing

Beauty blender-ing is a phrase invented by the beautiful Youtuber and glam-girl Amber Scholl. Beauty blender-ing means that you are blending your make up with a beauty blender.
She is beauty blender-ing her makeup to the gods!
Oh, she need to do some beauty blender-ing.
by Amber Scholl admirer. March 1, 2017
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Blender

To do something smoothly, without being bait.
to pull a blender
Mo pulled a blender in the Oleaster, blending a nurse
by lubricaya shon May 20, 2024
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Blender on

One's blender is not off.
by BlenderRunner July 19, 2015
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Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.
Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!
by Daequan III March 4, 2016
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