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Dead Birds 

Dead Birds
1.) Noun: A central Valley mock "hardcore gang" with no purpose, since thier belief systems follows something similar to; "No tolerance for no tolerance." No rival gang (yet), basically a bunch of retards who started it in highschool, and don't realize the whole idiocy of it all.
They have a myspace. They have a freeweb. They are utterly pathetic.
Each member is named after an actual bird, and they may do KeWl little things to it, such as "hawx" *Gag*
Shags; "Yo, Hawx what up?"
Hawx; "Not much, just making a list of friends."
Shags. "COOOL! How many?"
Hawx. "Give me a minute, I can't think of any."
Shags. "Um. Well. You have the Dead Birds."
Hawx. *silence* "Ohhh yeahhh!"
Dead Birds by Johnny Phs. October 4, 2006

the birds are chirping 

Means that the thots are already blowing up phones being thirsty

Jail Birds of a Feather

A phrase that describes more Republican members of Congress. These Birds of a Featherflock together-behind bars!
Tom Delay, Duke Cunningham and Scooter Libby are Jail Birds of a Feather.

the birds and the bees 

How parents explain interspecies relations to little children in a non-frightening way. Especially important to let the young understand the danger of unwanted pregnancy in same-species sex.
Little Johnny's interested in girls, we better tell him about the birds and the bees so he understands why we shag sheep.
the birds and the bees by calandale November 17, 2014

Dead Birds 

A Hardcore gang in the Central Valley of California. Includes various freaks and misfits. Each member has a name, and of course, each name is a bird. The founders call themselves; Hawx and Shags.
The gang has no specific purpose, with no prominent enemy.
Me: "Dude, why the ---- do you have 'Crow' tattoo'd on your wrist."
David crow "Porque I'm a part of Dead Birds now, ese."
Me: "Dear god, they got you too?"
Dead Birds by Sammy Hawx[not] September 27, 2006

mad birds 

Wearing Hollister brand clothing on a regular basis
Yo slut you got mad birds

Flappy Birds 

A group of women with extra large vaginal lips, aka labia. An annoying yet addictive game.
Anthony : I was up smashing Flappy Birds til 5am this morning.

Dean : WOW! That's awesome, how many?

Anthony : 4

Dean : Bullshit! You fucked 4 chicks last night, and they all had a big old rubber band sandwiches?!

Anthony : No, 4 was my high score. I can't stop playing that game. I'm lonely....hold me.