beejeebies

to be scared all of a sudden, when someone is walking up to you from behind.

Holy Beejeebies ____ (name), I didn't see you there, where did you come from?

by goddessdreamer July 25, 2011

urban beefed

when the editors of urbandictionary.com refuse to accept your illustrious definition of a word.

Man, the guys at urbandictionary.com urban beefed me a couple days ago for not accepting my definition of sloppy sleepover.

by urban_beefed October 4, 2009

Steamrolled Beefeater

A hot shot of gin.

Preferably beefeater brand, in a plastic shot cup, microwaved to 100 degrees Celsius/212 degrees Fahrenheit.

Bar patron: “do you have a microwave?”

Bartender: “Why?”

Bar patron: “I’m trying to get a steamrolled beefeater for my brother. It’s his birthday and that’s his favorite drink.”

by Robert Knockout July 20, 2021

Beejesus

grandchild of god, gloria gaynor, Hugh Gibb and barbara gibb. The love child of Jesus and Barry Gibb. (type jesus stayin alive into youtube)

ok, ok, just don't get beejesus on us

by amazingmavis December 7, 2010

Beekerdick

What happens to your dick when you drink too much. Basically you can't get it up.

Dude stop taking so many shots, ull get beekerdick and wont be able to bang that chick.

"Hey dude what happened with that fine ass chick last night?"
"Nothing, I had beekerdick, couldn't get it up."

by unicorn12 January 30, 2010

Beefer

A term used to categorize a female of substantial size and weight. Unlike your standard run of the mill fat girl, Beefers avoid whale-status by engaging in minor physical activities such as running on the treadmill in ten minute intervals, erotically dancing at frat parties, and vigorously waving their arms as they bitch about their relationships (or lack thereof). Beefers travel in herds (also known as beef stampedes) and can reduce a solid B+ party to a C- in as little time as it takes to fit them all through the front door.

Rob: Hey man, is that party worth stopping by for?
Steve: Hell yeah man, theres so much booze its redic- ....Wait, fuck, nevermind a beef stampede just rolled through. Beefers on beefers in this bitch now. FUCK!
Rob: Be there in ten.

by DirtyMikeNDaBoyz December 14, 2014

beefed

similar to porked, the act of rough intercourse, but kosher.

Did you end up beefing that chick you picked up in shul? Yep, we beefed like rabbits.

by Billy Bob Jimmy Johnson May 10, 2008