baselope

A person with an abmnormaly large head. Usually a head that looks really awkard on a person's body.

I went to the movies last night and I couldn't see anything because I got stuck behind a baselope!

by kingloo February 23, 2008

basilicitis

An STD caught from Joe Basilicato aka "Joe Bee"

There's the new girl Joe hired. I give it 3 days before she realizes she's caught Basilicitis.

by TruthExposer January 24, 2015

basal state poop

Scientific definition: A resting metabolic state poop early in the morning after a minimum of 12 hours of fasting.

Layman definition: The poop you take immediately after getting out of bed.

Taking a basal state poop is part of my daily routine.
I take a basal state poop before going to work.

by expialodocious November 6, 2015

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014

Basil

Codename for breasts.

Mitchell: Did you see the size or her basil?
Me: Yeah, Allah has blessed her.

by Penismuncher69 June 23, 2014

Basil

A bitch

That basil guy, he’s a bitch

by Basil May 25, 2018

BAFL

B ad
A ss
F or
L ife

guy 1: dude, check out my new kicks.
guy 2: yeah man, they're totally BAFL.

by mandybay914 January 7, 2011