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autistic unicorn

a sexual position where the top will take a dildo with a suction cup and put it on their forehead and stringing up the bottom up in the air and head butting it into whichever hole they choose
i did the autistic unicorn on my boyfreind
by rumpleforeskin54 July 19, 2025
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Autistic

People who did great things for the world yet still are treated like shit by faggots with no life. Anyone who dares use it as an insult should be grinded up into meat and made into McDonald's burgers.
Albert Einstein, Bill Gates, Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin and Nikola Tesla were famous autistic people.
by Ronald Glumpp August 4, 2025
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Goth Emo Autistic Femboy

The hottest motherfuckas on this planet.
I want a goth emo autistic femboy boyfriend.
by Anti-Garmadon August 18, 2025
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'autistic' clickbait

A phrase made by Sawtooth18 on Scratch, someone who makes these types of projects is obviously autistic, and/or it can grab an autistic person's attention.
'autistic' clickbait projects are usually grounding/ungrounding, alphabet/number-related projects, and other cartoony, colorful characters.
Example: search up "Klasky Csupo gets grounded" and you'll see those vids, also there are 2 or more characters, 1 thumbs up and the other thumbs down.
It’s just that the chance of them being neurodiverse is very high.
(No offense to autistic people, I'm autistic myself)
Lil' austin wanted to watch the Ipad, so mom gave him the Ipad. As he was watching, older bro, Narchy, saw him watching sound effects g major stuff and 'autistic' clickbait.(Since Lil' Austin was autistic himself) He had no idea who came up w/ these
by sivorii August 24, 2025
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Autist

This autist has so much autism
by MEOWMIX89 November 6, 2025
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Autistic Fatigue

A person is likely to be the following
1. Redditor
2. Discord Mod
3. ROBLOX player
4. Minecraft player
5. Fornite Player
6.Gooner
7. probably a Pedophile
8. Brony
9. Likes Sonic The Hedgehog
10. Chronically online
11. Has no girlfriend
12. Probably has an online Girlfriend
13. Probably an A.I Girlfriend
14. Has Sexual Fetishes
15. A furry
16. Very fat or skinny
17. A man who claims to be 6 foot but is probably 5'7
18. Hated by society
19. A kick streamer
20. Still laughs at memes from 20 years ago, no one is laughing in 2025.
21. Will fight with anyone who disagrees with them over politics.
22. Has very long greasy hair or is balding
23. Probably has acne
24. Probably named Dylan
25. Likely to be from Florida
Just imagine any kind of degenerative behavior you could think of, and it basically sums up what autistic fatigue
by StupidFuckDude November 12, 2025
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Legally Autistic

An unfortunate person who has just received a cure to autism by there mums being licked up on psychiatric drugs. After suffering at burth to there step mum and father putting there foot down on there balls to stop or suppress sexual hormones to emulate the inage of autism to gain powerpoibts and chances.
Dude 1: wow my balls dont hurt anymore and im horny.

Dude 2: whoa your left side is no longer wonky what happened your mum must have left the right nut drop.

Dude 1: nah man mums been locked up on respiridrone now shes the one thats legally autistic.
by Whitefeederwaveruiner December 10, 2025
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