australian anal

When your girl is riding you from on top and she bounces a bit too high so you line your throbber up with her brown eye causing her momentum to force her onto your flesh flute.

My missus wasnt keen on analsex, so i gave her the old Australian anal

by DirtyMikee May 23, 2016

Australian Wrapping Paper

Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.

Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.

by jillstobbs_ October 17, 2016

Australian Server

A place where you must swear

Person 1: Sorry cunt but this is an Australian server, you didn't swear enough.
Person 2: Oh fuck shit cock ass-

by leafy_is_queer January 15, 2018

Australian Foot Stool

The act or method of having one leg propped on a platform or tall stool and aggressively whipping your ass in the reverse direction towards your cock and balls or clam trap. Truelly a specialty maneuver for the smaller individual.

Kenny was worried he would be defeated by his shit, so he pulled out the Australian Foot Stool for safe measure.

by Snoone March 23, 2018

australian bush wookie

A hairy thot from australia

that aussie over there is an australian bush wookie

by mamba9901 July 26, 2018

Australian Speed Train

When one uses their penis to help insert ecstasy into another's anus.

My mate had trouble shelving a pill on the weekend, so I gave him the old Australian Speed Train

by Mr. Appetite November 28, 2018

Australian schoolboy (Kobe Ayoub)

To be the most talented schoolboy in the world at rugby league makes every rep team and represents his country.
Kobe Ayoub.

Wow this guy is the best footy player I have ever seen, He must be a Australian schoolboy (Kobe Ayoub),
Someone help im playing against The Australian schoolboy (Kobe Ayoub)

by Kobe Ayoub June 4, 2019