attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB)

A person with an attention span less than one second due to chronic masturbation, video gaming and schnauzer banging as a youth. People with this condition can't even commit to taking a shit when they are already on the toilet. The only way to grab their attention is to talk about fakies, jeeps, weed or seven different kinds of smoke.

Brah, my boss's attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) is off the charts. He was spanking his monkey the other day and he forgot what he was doing!

by Granuppie January 13, 2010

attention whore

An attention whore is anyone who is desperate for attention and do anything, including degrading or humiliating themselves to get it. Usually have low self esteem and absolutely no respect for themselves. Typical examples are girls in school that suck dick to get guys to like them and then act surprised when guys treat them like shit and girls call them hoes, and high and middle school girls that willingly pass out nudes and porn of themselves to get idiotic and phony compliments like "you're so hot". Most attention whores know how pathetic they are but are always willing to sacrifice what little dignity they have left for attention.

Damn, look at Hannah giving out nudes of herself all over school. What a pathetic attention whore.

by oceancats April 5, 2017

Attention Seeker

A person who craves sympathy from multiple people by consistently drawing attention to ongoing personal problems is one way in which a person can be deemed seeking attention and is the most common kind. They can do this in person or on social networking sites to reach a wider audience. But attention seeking can come from getting looks from multiple people as a means to boost their ego, confidence and/or view of their place in society. This also improves standing in society and is considered to make them more popular. The common medium is the motorcar. Expensive, fast makes and models are perceived as the most effective at attracting the gaze and receiving positive feedback from people. So the social group most likely to indulge in parading themselves to get looks are people in the employment of high paying, top companies

I saw a man yesterday racing his Porsche down the street. He really was an arrogant attention seeker!

by PA2015 March 30, 2015

Do not attempt

All the more reason to actually attempt yourself.

TV: Warning this stunt is performed by trained professionals. Do not attempt.

Me: "Hey! Let's attempt that!"

by Kevin Esser March 23, 2008

Attention Seeking Whore

Someone who likes to use whoring to get attention

Katie is an attention seeking whore.

by OnlyTheOne August 22, 2011

Attention Whore

An individual who must be the center of attention.

Tom always makes the issue center around him. He is such an attention whore when he enters a room.

by "John" Jack Cutone January 5, 2009

attentionwhore barbie

a girl who is tall, blond, and always has to be the center of attention. usually wears pink and/or calls anyone who wears black a freak to make themselves look better

see: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton: Look at me! I'm blond and much richer than you! Anyone who wears black is a freak!!

Goth Kid: Fucking attentionwhore barbie.

by GrenadeJumper August 3, 2006