smarticle assicle

A term that is the opposite of dumb assicle. It is another phrase for smart ass, with a little more jazz to it. It sounds more fun.
This definition has nothing to do with ass icicles.

You're such a smarticle assicle

by Smarticle Sarah August 2, 2008

Depreciating Asset

A prominent butt that in twenty years will be only a shadow of its former glory

Mike: Hey that girl has a fine ass.......
Steve: Yea, but wait a few years and it will be a totally Depreciating Asset.....

by hokie89 October 15, 2011

Aspitasrophic

the final event of the dramatic action especially of an awsome nature

Jolly pulled an aspitastrophic maneuver in trafic today. He's Aspitastrophical!

by T-Diddy March 1, 2004

assitude

(N), A sense of additude or toughness eminating from one's buttock region.

"DAMN, would you look at the way she walks, she's just got assitude all over!"

by meowfox of doom January 22, 2007

Ashita

the combination of two flaming teenagers, which in result is a chinese speaking smart black woman, and who actually does not speak but rather makes only sounds when conversing with itself (i.e. "why don't you like meeee" slurred together)

look at them together wtf are they even saying? what kind of language is that? chinese? oh okay let's call them Ashita.

by ash of ashita April 30, 2005

assbite

A Person who acts with extreme stupidity and homosexuality. One who enjoys facial contact with the anus.

"Dude, Your such a fucking assbite."

by EvilPanda December 19, 2003

assicide

A homicide that can be justified because the victim was a complete asshole.

Donna: Did you hear there was a murder in St Peter's yesterday?
Steph: The one about that pedo who raped all those kids?
Donna: Yeah.
Steph: Well who cares then, it was only assicide.

by dust.dust.dust.09 September 26, 2009