The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

animal pick

Approximately 3 inch long cylindrical (2mm diameter) piece of wood with one or two pointed ends used for cleaning food out of teeth.

A toothpick used on animals

I just ate. Do you have any animal picks?

by Luke Hiesterman June 27, 2006

Animal Crossing Ask Blog

a crazy ass tumblr group that loves shipping animals, all furries

"Wow, did you see this new Animal Crossing Ask Blog? They're such furries."

by askbellissimo February 18, 2017

barn animal

A "barn animal" is a savage, un-evolved individual with cattle/ barn animal like qualities.

Brianna is such a barn animal, she even moo's like a cow.

by Liam del rey February 21, 2015

Party Animal

The Smart Kid In School When There Drunk

There Was A Party Animal Last Night

by MAN THOT SLAYER November 1, 2019

Party Animals

Best friends getting drunk and taking their pants off. Going streaking at 3 am. Playing beerpong till there's no more beer. Singing all the words to Lil Wayne's songs. Different boys every weekend. Drunk texting and calling. Sneaking out every weekend. Getting so shit faced you don't know which way is up, down, north, east, south, west; and every time you close your eyes it's like a carosel. Running into walls. & Living the best life you possibly can while you're young <3

We're party animals like "baaaa!"

by ILoveLilWayneAndCheese April 28, 2011

animal

Used to describe someone who is just a savage, vicious animal bastard.
(Sometimes pronounced with random excentuated consanants and vowels. Fore example. "You Annn-i-mal!!"

Guy 1: Glen is eating that steak out of a cup with a butterknife only..
Guy 2: He just jammed the who thing in his mouth so he could keep playing Dark Souls..
Both: What an animal..

by Demoplay November 25, 2011