alternadad

Gen-X male, typically age 30-40, that has found himself in the role of parent yet unable to let go of the trappings of his 'cool' indie youth. May include hipster kid that accidentally knocked up girlfriend. Often married to/living with fellow Gen-X female.

Me & the other alternadads got the weekend off and are heading to Lollapalooza next month. I'm so psyched to see Rage again!

by SMFML June 30, 2008

Alterick

1 SEXUAL CHOCOLATE

2 Tall, Dark & Handsome

3 Someone who is sexy but thinks he's sexIER than he is. Confident. At times down right cocky.

4 Great body that is normally accompanied by a Bubble Butt <3

5 Potentially your BEST friend, a GREAT friend

6 Always has fun regardless of his surroundings. Life of the party... AND Doesn't need alcohol to do it!!

7 Someone who says, "WOW", to many things and situations

Person 1: "This party SUX!!"
Person 2: "I know!! We so need an Alterick here!!"

booty, handsome, party, friend, chocolate, sexy, confident

by Cindy Capleton February 9, 2010

lady alter

The place where you worship ladythings, most likely a muff, can be used as a euphemism for cunnilingus or sex, or used to refer to someone who is a lesbian

I was worshipping at the lady alter last night,

or

don't you know she worships at the lady alter,

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

alterboy

One who aids the clergy in their rituals, by bringing certain items to the table, or carrying the book for them to read. Of recent years, altergirls have been allowed as well.

Despite what everyone says, alterboys are just there to help, as one priest cannot do everything himself. Sometimes there may be a deacon to help when no alterboys are present, but this is not always the case. An astounding 0 reports, suspicions, and accusations combined of alterboy molestation have come to pass in my Church's history.

Considering I WAS an alterboy for two years and was not once molested, I think I'm well experienced to say so.

by Kenthar November 11, 2003

alterbate

using the opposite hand to which you would regularly masturbate with

i felt like something different today, so i used my left hand to alterbate

by santizi August 7, 2009

alterdating

1) back up date for a dance/prom night (alternative date)
2) going on a date with 2 persons alternatively

Guy 1: Is Ashley dating Bob or Sam?
Guy 2: Shes alterdating them

by YATIN ARORA December 4, 2010

Alternatively Happy

The politacally correct way of saying that a person is gay.

He looks "alternatively happy" in that outfit.

by backinmyday December 24, 2011