Golden Schmeeg Award

When somebody has truly and completely fucked up the night, usually due to their high drug and/or alcohol consumption.

"Someone pass this dude the Golden Schmeeg Award, he's magging all over the place."

"I definitely deserve the Golden Schmeeg Award after thinking I might die on those chems last night."

by loryyy June 25, 2009

Akward Much

The two words you say straight after you've told a person you have a crush on them.

Bob: "Hey Stacey, have I ever told you that I like you more than just as a friend"
Stacey: "Oh really?"
Bob: "Ngawww shux, now what? I put my heart on the line..."
Stacey: "Mhmmm..."
Bob: "Akward Much"

or

Bob: "I told Stacey last night I liked her more than just as a friend"
Joe: "Akward Much"
Bob: "Yeah man. I don't know how I'm gonna face her today"

by RaYRaYRaYRaYRaY February 17, 2008

akward moment..

...*crickets*...
I don't know,.. I'm sorry...

it's 4:21AM, and I'm hungry and alone.. :c

.....talk to me D'=! ...
TALK TO MEE D'x ...
*bangs on computer screen*, PLEASE TALK TO ME, D''=
At least throw me something eatable.. DX<

*sneeze* >_>, WWowwoww... "WHATCHA CALL MEH?! D:<?!!?!" ..*akward moment..*

by Nymph_69 December 21, 2010

coaches award

usualy assigned to the worst player on the team to rise him/her own confidence, although most everyone knows tey will never go anymore athletically

coaches award was given to joey, he didnt play all season

by 54twgerhgtwsregrer July 8, 2009

Coaches award

Basically the sporting equivalent of the "Teacher's pet". Usually (but not always) awarded to the worst player on the team. Common characteristics of kids that receive this award are a good attitude, courteous & considerate, willing to help pack up, and determination despite obvious physical and technical shortcomings. Sometimes it will also go to the kid with the hottest mom.

I knew Jeff was getting the coaches award! He's always sucking up to Coach Taylor.

by FirmButFair October 1, 2019

Game Awards 2020

The Game Awards 2020 was horrible, The Last Of Us II won. As Gabe Newell canceled Half-life 3. They could at least chose Doom Eternal or Animal Crossing New Horizons and maybe even Half-life Alyx. But as In super smash bros, we got a new character sephiroth another sword character. But as of now I don't wanna talk about more of the Game awards 2020. I felt bad for Gabe Newell.

A friend: Hey! Have you seen the game awards!
me: I don't wanna talk about it.
A friend: Why not?
me: *Sniff* WHY COULDN'T HALF-LIFE ALYX WIN THE GAME AWARDS 2020!?!?

by A skeleton January 19, 2021

Coach's Award

An award given to a person who has bribed the coach in some way, most likely through sexual favors. If multiple athletes attempt to do so, it will go to the athlete who is able to better please their coach.

Q-Hey how did Justin get coach's award he can't even make a basket?!
A- coach's husband just left so I think we all know how Justin got it!

by Hungryhungryhippo July 25, 2013