synonym for absolutely.
meaning positively or definitely; without doubt.
most likely used either by a homosexual, or one trying to infer homosexuality.
meaning positively or definitely; without doubt.
most likely used either by a homosexual, or one trying to infer homosexuality.
by Powerclap January 1, 2010
Get the abso-fruitly mug.1. The spilling of absolut vodka in ones crotch area and thus having it soak your underpants.
2. The spilling of well vodka in ones crotch that you pretend is Absolut -- but are too intoxicated to tell the difference/care.
a. Victim of spill must have female genitalia.
2. The spilling of well vodka in ones crotch that you pretend is Absolut -- but are too intoxicated to tell the difference/care.
a. Victim of spill must have female genitalia.
Girl 1 is sitting with Boy 1. Girl one laughs at Boy 1's joke. Girl 1 has forgotten she set her shot in her lap. Girl 1's shot spills into her crotch, drenching her panties. Boy 1 laughs and yells, "Absocootch" in public area.
by MissVodkaUSA September 11, 2009
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When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.
Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
by TheBlackList January 13, 2010
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by People like me January 30, 2019
Get the Abdonour mug.Human beings who lack souls have no inner strength and have a life of shame to the point where they're too weak to feel more shame. Additional shame at that point makes them forget more important stressors to cheat a false victory with smaller scaled issues to comedic degrees.
When a soulless human says, 'that's crazy' and can not explain logically how the target of the word is illogical. That is classic absent mindless soulless shame because the beast forgot the most important component of the word, 'crazy' which is not making sense
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