artismal

artisanal + abysmal = artismal

adjective describing authentic handicrafts/foods of terrible quality.

I've been trying to make some artisan bread for the bake sale, but so far my results have been more artismal.

by punkrawker September 8, 2016

artimecia

The spiciest Meme lord.

Artimecia just did a back flip

by Nymphy squanch May 11, 2018

artichokeded

when one with an artichoke allergy chokes on an artichoke.

yo did you hear sally artichokeded?

by artichoke-lover-83 November 28, 2018

Article 13

See also: Bullshit. A big giant turd pooped out of the ass of the European Union that blocks all copyrighted material, not just audio. Fuck copyright

You can help the whole internet by going to saveyourinternet.eu and calling your MEP to repeal article 13. Thanks

by Just a random anime boy March 23, 2019

Artisan Head

When a person is highly skilled in the otherwise utilitarian art of giving head. Artisan head is a skilled craft that is not your run of the mill dome. It’s highly erotic, often toe curling and guaranteed to empty one’s balls.

Monique is known for her skilled artisan head. So I had to find out. My balls were drained and the prostate was milked.

I was just expecting another Grindr blow and go but I managed to hook up with a dude that gave artisan head.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Artin

A creature or a mythical being, usually found in forests and dark oak woods. Commonly seen in it’s half-human form, but with sharp front fangs and curvy horns (almost like a deer’s).

They hide from humans and new creatures they’ve never met before, but they do often become friends with them.

Dark Artin: Brings bad luck to whoever comes across it and angers it, is very smart and has a darker aura compared to it’s counterpart.
Light Artin: Symbolizes a white/snow deer, with lightly-coloured horns and more blunt fangs. Brings good luck to whoever comes across it.

Person A: Woah, is that an Artin?
Person B: It’s a Light Artin, specifically.

by a whiffle August 31, 2021

Sandwhich Artist

A musician with no musical talent. The type that makes you go "WHAT THE HELL MAKES THEM AN ARTIST?" Derived from the ridiculous term subway uses for their employees.

"Wayne isn't an artist....he's a sandwhich artist."

by the hashtronaut June 30, 2012