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alfonse

a bad person who bullies people to get what they want. so rude and disrespectful. he is sitting next to me right now and i can't be anymore in pain. its bothering. i cry.
omg alfonse is sitting next to me gr xd
by mirbirtles March 6, 2019
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almost-quaintance

A person to whom one has at one point sent a successful social networking friends request or from whom one has accepted such request.
1: I really need to clean up my facebook friends list, my news feed is painful to scroll through: It's full of so many strangers' bullshit.
2: 'Yeah, gotta' love those almost-quaintances'!
by ClownPuncture July 28, 2013
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Almont

A small town in Michigan that nobody gives a shit about and it's out in the sticks' where there's barely civilization and they're favorite sexual partners are their siblings or cousins.
They have to pass over M-53 highway just to get to the mall.
They party in run down shacks/barns example of one they call the 'man cave',the girls are either anorexic with nasty scene hair or fat and have pink hair.
The dudes are either hick as can be, or straight stoned stupid. They like coming down to the city, usually around Partridge Creek/Lakeside mall to attempt to pick up chicks. Or for the some that actually own computers, they prefer to try spittin' game online. The girls are very insecure, and obviously no one wants their boyfriends so they can straight up defensive over nothing. No one there really cares about the town of Almont.They are all disgusting.
The boys have very small penises when erected .
And most of the girls resemble roadkill.

Incest bitches much? haha
Boy: 'ay cutie how ya' doin' todaay
Girl:Good, are you from Tennessee with that accent?
Boy: Nah sugaplum I'm from Almont.
Girl:Oh okay so you fingerbang your sister , and your mother cooks raccoon for thanksgiving.
Boy:Yessssiiiiiiiiirrrrreeeeeeeeeeee
by BUTCHDYKEANDINFAMOUSSTALKER December 15, 2010
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Alfonso

Alfonso is not cool
80% homosexual
90% has a big ass
Guy 1: hey I like roblox porn

Guy 2: your an Alfonso
by sicknewcoolname February 14, 2022
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Smelling the Burnt Almonds

Cyanide, a compound incredibly poisonous to humans, is commonly said to smell like burnt almonds.
After being hit by a car last week my friend is smelling the burnt almonds.
by IQjane December 1, 2010
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Alfonzzo

When you have achieved Alfonzzo you are cool.
by MimDu October 17, 2008
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Crap Almond

Means everything and everyone. Can be used in any situation but especially useful in expressing emotion.
How did your test go?
I failed it, I totally feel like a crap almond.
by happinesswithwings January 9, 2009
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