Alfie

A man that pisses you off constantly but has a big dick so worth it

“Why do you put up with that”
“He’s an Alfie”

Hahahahahah

by Slc198 December 31, 2019

ALFA Mode

Acronym for “Actively Looking For Ass” Mode.

When the sole purpose of your day is to find sex.

Girl 1: “Jessica seems distant and preoccupied this afternoon?”

Girl 2: “Don’t mind her, she’s in full ALFA Mode today.”

Girl 1: "ALFA Mode?"

Girl 2: "Ya, she's actively looking for ass right now."

by KM2103 October 22, 2010

Alfred

Alfred is a hot person an he is easy to like. He dose not have a girlfriend but he wants one. He is the the most likeabel in the groop an he gets people smiling. He has a good looking face and he is a good kisser

Alfred «hi, do you think i am hot?»

Friend «hell yeah»

by Hell yeah boi October 9, 2018

three cheese alfredo

The act of three bros simultaneously ejaculating into the hair of a ladyfellow.

Bro1: Hey bro, I'm having a party tonight, wanna come?
Bro2: Ehh... dunno. I think I have plans.
Bro1: COME ON, we're making three cheese alfredo...
Bro2: oooh my favorite. Who's the lucky lady?
Bro1: your mom.
Bro2: so not clutch.

by SirBlondie December 22, 2008

Alfred Bitchcock

1:a tern of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF's

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Girl 1:Whaddup Alfred Bitchcock!

Girl 2:What you talkin bout' willis?

by PLATINUM RyDER February 25, 2011

Alfonso

Alfonso

Alfonso

by tointypits November 23, 2021

fettucini alfredo

the best damn pasta existing.

dang, that fettucini alfredo was sooo tasty!

by bebeswagga August 8, 2008