Something a typical teenage girl CAN'T live without. It keeps her in touch with all her friends and she is probably always on it.
by Brittany February 16, 2005

live in an area where you have to stand just right, on one leg, bend at the waist and MAYBE you'll get a signal!!! Then again, probably NOT!!
by jason's mommy February 6, 2010

verb; The act of behaving like a Splinter Cell.
This usually involves doing acrobatics such as split jumps, rolls, pole climbs, and others. It can also refer to someone who is "assassinating" a member of society.
This usually involves doing acrobatics such as split jumps, rolls, pole climbs, and others. It can also refer to someone who is "assassinating" a member of society.
Guy 1: Man, I was splinter celling down the hallway and I hurt my shoulder pretty bad.
OR
Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy splinter celling that priest over there.
Guy 2: Sucks to be them.
OR
Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy splinter celling that priest over there.
Guy 2: Sucks to be them.
by Scott McG January 4, 2009

1. After buying a new cell phone with a 2-year service plan, you are sad that a friend bought a cooler, fancier, feature-laden phone at better price than you did.
2. You wish you could go back and get the different phone, but it would be prohibitively expensive.
2. You wish you could go back and get the different phone, but it would be prohibitively expensive.
by Daveed May 28, 2006

by fyra February 28, 2009

I don't believe in cell phones, becaues the devil made them. They kill people and rape their souls, then when they are done they throw you into a firey pedagogue.
by Sheena Roxx February 28, 2011

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
