July 31

The smartest kids, to the dumbest. To the best kids!

“Whens your birthday?”

“July 31”

“Is that why you were smart then dumb?”

July 31 by Idkska January 19, 2022

May 31 

The day me and my bestie met this is a very special day for me she has been there ever since Thank you for being my friend

Hey Kim
What
It’s May 31

May 31 by Luis Mario March 30, 2022

May 31 

Send soapy titty pic day

Yo it’s may 31st girls have to send soapy titty pics

May 31 by Meaty Mike May 31, 2022

May 31 

May 31 is national jack off/ masterbation day

I’m gonna beat the fuck out of my Dick on may 31

May 31 by Bigboyyyyyyyyyiii May 31, 2022

August 31

The best person alive was born this day they have a big butt and wonderful personality and the best person you’ll ever meet but don’t mess with them cause they don’t play.

Girl: when’s your birthday

Boy: august 31
Girl: *hugs him* I gotta cherish our relationship cause your the best person I’ll ever meet

Boy: thank you but don’t get on my bad side cause I’ll f**k you up.

August 31 by Ynb.lanah August 2, 2022

January 31 

The day where short people must do everything short people want!

January 31 is a day for tall people to get what they want.

January 31 by Viknetic January 30, 2023

October 25-31 

No Nut November preseason; the last week of October

Bro, it’s October 25-31, and you’re still pullin’ it like twice a day. You ain’t gon’ be ready.

October 25-31 by findmeshittinatschool October 26, 2019