sexul play 

a series

sexul play by poopy head May 26, 2003

sexuslal realtions

Drunken sex, especially when refered to in an equally drunk and misspelled text and/or facebook message.

Sample Message:

OMG sooooooo durnk i lov you lets have sexuslal realtions!

sexuslal realtions by just_somebody June 22, 2009

Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder 

Your sexuality depends on your mood. It's constantly changing and can quickly happen.

Day 1
Loren: I'm asexual. I don't want anyone.

Day 2
Loren: I feel like fucking.

Day 3
Loren: I'm aromantic. Fuck off.

Day 4
Loren: I'm so horny! I think I have Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder

Day 5
Loren: Nah, I'm straight.

Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder by Mooperson September 23, 2012

sexaulty 

Relating to or interested in sexault.

He felt sexaulty attracted to Pokemon.

sexaulty by Nordlys January 4, 2008

sexually dyslexic 

def.a. a person who is confused with or by his/her sexual orientation. b. a person who claims to be straight, bi, gay, lesbian, etc. but by ways, means, or actions acts differently at times or all the time. c. a person who acts against stated sexual orientation in certain situations, or around certain people.

Ex A:
person a: "Shorty sure does act different around his parents!"
person b: "Oh, don't worry, he's gay, he is just acting sexually dyslexic around mom and dad, he hasn't come out to them!"
person a "Oooh! Sucks to be him! LOL!"

Ex. B:
fag hag a: "Watch out tonite, Shorty is being cuntfused!"
Fag hag B: " Oh great, another night of sexual dyslexia!"

sexually dyslexic by Krukedkukie May 4, 2008

Sexually Active Peacock 

When someone says or does something that sounds or looks sexual then the other person/people will lift both their arms above their head and lift one of their legs to a 90 degree angle.

"Theres a spider on your back" Rhianne said
Hannah screamed and takes her hoodie off to get the spider off, just when someone cute walks by.
Rhianne will then do the sexually active peacock

Sexually Active Peacock by lolz1234 June 20, 2011

sexually frustrated 

What 90% of the world's leaders are.

If Bush, Kim Jong Il, Bin Laden, Blair, Putin and Nasrallah had some TLC, they wouldn't be sexually frustrated, and a lot of wars would stop.

sexually frustrated by FuckConformityAndStupidJerks:) January 30, 2007