Theory of Maximum Foolishness 

The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.

Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.

For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.

The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.

Theory of Maximum Foolishness by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009

maximiliano 

1.a large, rich, handsome mexican male. usually has long gorgeous light brown hair, and colored eyes. led the early mexican army to victory over other countries and became emperor. he was assasinated later on.
2. usually a handsome badass, that seduces women with kindness.

1. Person 1: hey i just saw you rescue those kids out of a burning apartment complex. you remind me of maximiliano.
Person 2: i know.

maximiliano by thisfoo_08 December 24, 2010

Maxi 

Literally the best person, even though she will go through some shit right now, she always finds a way to get out of it with the help of a very nice person. She would look good in any hoco dress she picked and hope her birthday is a way for her to have a really fun time and forget about all the negative in her life that came up and bring positivity back into it. 143z

Wow, Maxi is so dope and the coolest person.

Maxi by 143z August 23, 2019

maximus 

Dope Boy that keeps shit 1 hunnid, cuts shit to business, and don't play with fuck boys. Incredibly cute. rate 95% Superior king to all, supreme power.

Here comes Maximus, this nigga is real.

maximus by The realest king September 19, 2015

Maxican 

Maxican is basically a Mexican that is successful or elite at something. It derives from the word Maximum
making an infusion creating the word Maxican .. Can be used when a Mexican puts in his maximum effort in something, is too good at something..

white kid: I cant drink that whole bottle of liqour last time I passed out ;(
Mexican kid: PFF that's easy ..
white kid: what???
Mexican kid: what do you expect I'm Maxican

Maxican by Hottestinmycity March 5, 2017

Neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie 

a nerd, dork, geek, spaz, dweeb, wonk

The Breakfast Club
BENDER: Dork...
BRIAN: Yeah?
BENDER: You are a parent's wet dream, okay?
BRIAN: Well that's a problem!
BENDER: Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kinda clothes. But face it, you're a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie!

Neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie by Nerd Alert December 27, 2005

maxima 

Gods gift to mankind

Wow, thats a fly maxima

maxima by gt September 10, 2003