octopus handshake

The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.

"During the cruise, Lisa met two guys at the bar who gave her an octopus handshake."

by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010

Premature Handshakulation

The act of going for a handshake, and closing your hand prematurely, gripping your partner's hand anywhere from the knuckles to the finger tips, instead of the intended palm of his or her hand.

"Wow. Colton has a bad case of Premature Handshakulation.."

by MassiveBeardsFTW November 26, 2011

Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.

"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."

by slack455 July 31, 2012

Awkward Handshake

When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.

Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.

Both:Good Times.

by BigBossRoo19 December 18, 2012

Grecian Handshake

Anal fisting and or the act of anal fisting

See Sicilian fist bump

Steve gave that dirty whore a Grecian Handshake and there was a slight odor on his appendages.

by Hucku1975 December 13, 2015

bovine handshake

The act of inserting ones hand into a human female's virgina in a handshake type gesture.

I gave her the old bovine handshake.

by beammeupwelshy December 14, 2015

Dagenham Handshake

Pinky in the stinky, two up front and rub the nub with your thumb.

I first met his missus in a car park off the A13. Gave her a firm Dagenham Handshake and we've been on good terms ever since.

by JLS3000 January 25, 2016