ass fucked 

Used to assist in the description of a negative event.

Jon just got ass-fucked by his wife. She cheated on him and now has half his wealth.

Paul's car and career got ass-fucked when he drove drunk and crashed his G-ride into that cement truck. He should never have chased his pregnant source stripper who stole his gun. The DEA will surely fire him now.

ass fucked by Biatch551 September 18, 2005

Ass to Ass 

Originally from the movie Requiem for a Dream. It refers to a movie that is almost painful to watch from start to end, but the final or penultimate scene which is typically obscene and far fetched, makes up for the whole movie.

Eh, I'd say save your money but that ending is all "Ass to Ass."

Ass to Ass by Mr. Hamsandwitch December 23, 2010

ass vomit 

Diarhhea

He had a bad ass vomit.

ass vomit by Taco Wallace August 22, 2003

Ass Crumpet 

A crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the anus. The result of poor ass wiping.

His ass is full of ass crumpets.

Ass Crumpet by Crumpetmaster November 25, 2003

ass to hand distance 

the distance from between your ass and hand while wiping.

usually in the form of TP (toilet paper)

depending on your comfort level it can be any where from 1 to 16 sheets.

it may also depend on how stinky the dump was.

my ass to hand distance is about 6 sheets, i dont like to have my hand smell like ass

Joe's ass to hand distance is a disturbing 2 sheets. it makes me shutter to think how he can deal with the closness of his hand to his ass

ass to hand distance by Con-man June 16, 2007

ass shelf 

A massive ass that seems detached from the rest of the body and could easily be used as a table.

Her ass shelf was so big you could use it to host a wedding reception.

ass shelf by Society Against Fat Asses (SAFA) February 5, 2003

ass kissing 

The verb form for ass kisser. Also known as sucking up, bootlicking, bum kissing, butt kissing, toadying. It's pretending that you think everything about someone you want something from (such as a boss) is wonderful. If a boss ordered everyone to come to work in a pink tutu and bunny slippers and someone started praising the order as if it were the greatest thing since sliced bread, that would be ass kissing.

The extreme form of ass kissing is brown nosing: someone who kisses ass so much his nose turns brown.

If a boss ordered everyone to come to work in a pink tutu and bunny slippers and someone started praising the order as if it were the greatest thing since sliced bread, that would be ass kissing.

ass kissing by Ann Nichols September 18, 2006