Ass Crumpet

A crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the anus. The result of poor ass wiping.
His ass is full of ass crumpets.
by Crumpetmaster November 25, 2003
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Disco Thrust

To pump one's pelvis back and forth in a sexual manner.
He was disco thrusting all night long.
by Crumpetmaster November 25, 2003
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