Definitions by Crumpetmaster

Ass Crumpet 

A crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the anus. The result of poor ass wiping.

His ass is full of ass crumpets.

Ass Crumpet by Crumpetmaster November 25, 2003

Disco Thrust 

To pump one's pelvis back and forth in a sexual manner.

He was disco thrusting all night long.

Disco Thrust by Crumpetmaster November 25, 2003