Fart in a sock

Using a poor foot sock for covering an erect penis, and holding a fart (semen).

I left a good fart in a sock there on the floor, not to be proud of it. Hope mother won’t find.

by ppllantdaddyy July 30, 2021

socks

some fabric sewed together that warms those cold toes you got there

rose: my toesies are cold i shall rob the of thy warm feet

ruby: fine you can have my extra paer of socks

by anonymous February 14, 2022

Schrödinger's Socks

When you are having homosexual intercourse so you wear socks to cancel out the gayness.

Yo homie, im wearing socks it aint gay, its like Schrödinger's socks, now eat my shitter like an apple fritter.

by Cheetah_ man February 21, 2022

Sock pig

A guy (usually gay) that enjoys sniffing another guys stinky socks or socked feet during anal/oral sex.

Tom is such a sock pig, after sex he keeps the dude’s stinky socks to sniff when jerks later.

by Sockguy August 9, 2021

Want my socks?

-an exclamation expressing anger, displeasing, or reject of a thing and/or person.

-can also refer to leaving a facility or environment with someone to make love

Example1
person1: why are you such an ass
person2: Im sorry, you want my socks?

example2
person1: want my socks?
person2: yea lets bounce honey

by Frozen socks 555 August 18, 2021

the sock

A sock that Men and Boys use to clean themselves after Masturbating, Also can be used to ejaculate into.

Joe: Hey my mom found the sock last night

Bob: Damn that sucks

by MrZuckMan August 29, 2021

sock torpedo

A hot load, delievered by a meat head ,well and comfortable embedded in a sock (usually the right one)

Guy 1:Oh shit ! Dont touch this!!!
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream

by Kotschwan-Z September 1, 2021