New Egypt

A town in the middle of no where, No one knows where it is or how to get there, even though it is in the center of New Jersey. The smallest town anyone could ever live in. The school population is not even over 500. Its lame as hell and is full of pot heads, sluts, and bitches. The High school is nothing but fulled of drunken whores. Everybody knows everyone and everything about them. No one can keep a secret and everything gets twisted around. If anyone asks you where you live and you say New Egypt people will say where the fuck is that? IGA is the "hot spot" because the town doesn't have anywhere to work for miles. the down is practically run down and over rules by MS-13. Every other town around New Egypt hates it. The Football teams suck, and there is way to much POP Warner. The town is full of hicks. and knows nothing about being "scene". End of story New Egypt sucks and is the worst place to live

Your from New Egypt, that town is full of sluts.


That girl is a bitch, she must be from New Egypt.


They're running around GA like they run the place, fucking Newegyptians.

New Egypt by HolllyBallsthissucks January 24, 2009

New Jersey 

A state that makes itself out to be something great when really, it has little to offer. New Jersey boasts its beautiful shore, wilderness, its great people, and other things of the sort. Really, most of it's beaches are polluted with random garbage and New Yorkers, are crowded beyond belief, loaded with laws, and the water is coca-cola colored and cold year round. The wilderness is almost non-existent compared to other states, despite the large Pinelands Reserve (which is probably the nicest part of New Jersey). The people are for the most part very conceited, obnoxious, materialistic, coddled, and rich. Most are liberals, and drive around in some form of an expensive SUV or german sedan. Everyone praises the New York and Pennsylvania teams because NJ doesnt actually have any teams of it's own, and a good time either involves going to the mall, hanging out at the cold dirty beach, or eating. Girls here are known for hitting the wall at around 19 or 20, blowing up massively. Other problems with the state are...(you can verify the statistics through gov sites)

1. 3rd highest cost of living
2. 2nd highest state debt
3. 1st highest political corruption
4. 1st highest amount of superfund sites (toxic waste sites)
5. 51st (out of 51) best quality drinking water
6. 2nd most polluted air (NY is 1st)
7. 3rd worst traffic
8. 1st highest property taxes
9. 1st highest cigarette taxes
10. 5th highest adult AIDS rate
11. 3rd highest juvenile AIDS rate
12. 1st highest car insurance rate
13. 8th highest total illegal immigrant number (1st highest per sq. mile).
14. 1st highest population denisity

i guess i cant mention the bad without the good.....

1. 1st most trees per sq. mile
2. 12th most frequent hurricane stricken state
3. 4th best education system

New Jersey is a God awful state; when I travel north, I go 3 hours around it just so I dont have to go through it.

Jeez, did you hear that guy from New Jersey, his accent sounded like shit, he wore wigger clothes and gold, and talked alot of smack about nothing; must be rough growing up with your daddy's porsche and a ocean side mansion.

Exceptions: South Jersey (NJ south of 195) escapes most of the afore mentioned negative attributes, and more closely relates to neighboring Delaware.

New Jersey by ConfederateFlorida June 22, 2008

New Jersey Coal Miner 

A sexual act similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. The man spreads the woman's vagina and shits in it, he then gives her head and tries to scoop out the feces with his tounge.

Adam gave Becca one hell of a New Jersey Coal Miner last night after they enjoyed a hearty feast of greasy McDonalds.

New Jersey Coal Miner by Duncan Hill September 10, 2008

new mexico state university 

the best place for idiots to go to las cruces and get fucked up. Also this is where cristain lost his virginity to a biker.

new mexico state university is christain's new favorite place!

new mexico state university by dom the bommm. May 2, 2011

new moon 

.. sequel to the bible

new moon is 'dab0mb'

new moon by ry ling November 3, 2008

new year's day 

The day your calendar in your room or where ever you keep it becomes useless.

Shit... It's new year's day. Now I gotta get me a new calendar for the new year.

new year's day by Longjohns January 1, 2006

new jizz 

the new hot load. fresh. the new hot load. not that old stanky shit. this is that new jizz. fresh out the peep hole

wiz verses. new shit. new jizz

new jizz by BRAIN CELL UNIVERSE December 8, 2010