The Tezzy Life 

When you have several relationships in a short amount of time, but havent dated any of your ex-girlfriends for more than 2 weeks.

dating 3 girls in the same week but only knowing them on facebook means your living "The Tezzy Life"

The Tezzy Life by the gang696969 February 5, 2012

the trap of life

i know how the rest of your life will be. you will get good grades to go to a good college to get the highest paying job you can and work for 50+ years, MAYBE get married, MAYBE have a couple kids, and then retire, travel around a bit, and die. makes you feel like life is a little pointless, doesn’t it.

you just got caught in the trap of life

the trap of life by trappedinlife January 16, 2019

The shit stain on the underwear of life 

What eminem describes himself as in the song Won`t Back Down (ft. Pink)

...Shut the fuck up listen while my shits playin`Im the shit stain on the underwear of life..

The shit stain on the underwear of life by blu3hat February 27, 2011

Rocko's Modern Life 

Definately the best cartoon Nickelodeon has ever done. It lasted 4 seasons and only 52 episodes. If you didn't like this show you were eather to young to understand the humor(propaly from 1-8) or too old to actually consider changing the channel to nick. Now all Nickelodeon shows is 50 episodes of SpongeBob(a show that definately isn't one of Nick's absolute best, definately better than Rocket Power and the Wild Thornberrys) and 20 episodes of Fairly Oddparents (Not funny or entertaining show)

Anyway, Rocko rocks this world.

"Bath day is a very dangerous day"
"Laundry day is a very dangerous day"
"Garbage day is a very dangerous day"
"Open Mike night is a very dangerous night"
"Shopping day is a very dangerous day"

Rocko's Modern Life by bob July 19, 2005

Get a Life 

An insult, commonly used by egotistical individuals who know nothing about the person they're insulting. It is mostly used when the person has found out that another person has a gaming/computer hobby and choses to insult that person (mostly behind a keyboard), rather than using his/her time to talk to friends or do something of meaning. Ironic, right?

Egotistical Tw*t "Get a life, fag!"
Guy with a different hobby: "Whoah, what a great insult. You sure told me."
Egotistical Tw*t (blissfully unaware of the sarcasm shown) "That's right!"

Get a Life by koopaface February 7, 2009

social life 

Used for when a person has to evaluate how many friends he/she has or how close they are to him/her

Good social life= lots friends
alright social life= has friends but they arent close
bad socail ife= probably no friends, or none of them will talk to you

social life by screwthe world February 21, 2006

Thug Life 

The Hate You Gave Little Infants Fucks Everybody, meaning, what you feed us as seeds, grows, and blows up in your face, thats Thug Life.

that was the exact quote from Pac himself!

Thug Life by Matt Dixon April 20, 2004