An extreme cheapskate or cheapass. A person who is constantly looking for free things, to the point of being aggravating. They are not merely trying to save money in a tough economic period, they are simply cheap. They will go on a few dates with people who they are not genuinely interested in, solely for the chance of getting free dinners. They go to seminars, sales pitches, and real estate open houses just for free snacks and appetizers. They attempt to take multiple free samples from the restaurant people in food courts at malls. They steal coupons for free items from newspapers and magazines.
Lana asked Kevin to sit through a thirty-minute sale pitch about timeshares so they could get a $15 gift card for McDonald's and not have to pay for dinner afterward. Kevin suspected that she might be a free hound.
by CoyoteWolf12 April 21, 2014
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by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014
Get the free ice cream mug.A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.
Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.
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by Timothy Stickens September 7, 2015
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I have to hit my brake again, because that free footer just merged in front of me for the fourteenth time.
by DarkStarScott September 24, 2015
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