Worn on feet. Bought in pairs, one for each foot. It is more common than not that you end up with just the one sock, meaning you have to mix and match. This does not say anything about the person you are. It happens to Tom, dick and Harry. If only you could lock your socks together. Another use for a sock is to place it on your cock, keeping it warm; if you have one of course.
Tom - ‘if one more sock goes missing, I will lose my shot’
Harry - ‘man, I know the feeling. Just use it as a cock warmer’
Harry - ‘man, I know the feeling. Just use it as a cock warmer’
by adirtyword15 March 08, 2021
by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024
a chaotic 5’0 “soft” wannabe British lad that wears sunglasses inside and likes to impress people by his can opening skills. Also the annoying little brother of any friend group.
Person 1: aye you seen socks anywhere?
Person 2: you mean that insane five foot tall gremlin who ran through here searching for a compass with the force of an angry god?
Person 1: that’s the one!
Person 2: you mean that insane five foot tall gremlin who ran through here searching for a compass with the force of an angry god?
Person 1: that’s the one!
by Gaygayhomosexualgay April 11, 2021
Mike: Tommy’s got a new GF!
Bud: Oh yea, she any good?
Mike: Yea not bad, has a pair of socks though!
Bud: oh shit, some other cunts kids.
Bud: Oh yea, she any good?
Mike: Yea not bad, has a pair of socks though!
Bud: oh shit, some other cunts kids.
by Socktheif June 28, 2022
by Socktheif June 22, 2020