run the skid

When you are wiping your butt crack and the toilet paper you are using tears and your finger, usually the middle index, swipes through the ripped toilet paper and touched your anus directly

I had to wash my hands thoroughly today because I was pooped and accidentally run the skid.

by Noob Jake October 4, 2019

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Fap and Run

A "Fap and run" is similar to a "Hit and run", but you don't hit, you just spray while quickly make your way. This act is highly debated as a theoretical act of a man in front of a situation that is, in a same mesure,equally exciting and frightening.

"Dude did you saw that hoe form the ring... She scares me... - Yeah same, but that booty is fap material, don't know if I should fap or run... -Why not both !"

"I'm so much into guys in uniforms chasing me... -Police ! Stay where your are! Hey What the... Central, we've got a fap and run, suspect is fapping and running"

by AxeInDaFace December 6, 2017

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wedding jitter runs

Condition of having constant bowel movements the week of your wedding AKA having the runs.

Angel is calling into work because she has wedding jitter runs.

by Hollaaa July 21, 2014

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I On Run It.

A utterance that came from Melo telling a girl that he doesn't run his own Instagram account, so he couldn't necessarily follow her back.

Another definition, referenced her as an "ugly b*tch". When she comes of age she will be a 8.3. She is athletic, curvy, cute, carmel skin toned young woman.

Kim Kardashian replied, "I on run it." When asked about a specific Instagram posting.

by geeshivhunk April 16, 2023

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Reefer Run

A term used by highschool aged potheads to describe an operation usually executed late at night after their parents fall asleep to secretly secure Marijuana aka. Reefer

Man, I nearly got caught during my reefer run last night bro

by Jerry Batsford September 24, 2023

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if I’m mad and I start laughing RUN

“If I’m mad and I start laughing RUN” can be used in two different ways, someone might say it to joke around OR
A UwU susy Baka girl/boy might say if someone makes them mad.

UwU:I LUV mha!!! :3 :p
Person 1:bro shut up you have said that at least 3 times WE ALL KNOW
UwU: hey! You should never t say that you might make me sad🥺👉🏼👈🏼
Person 2: yo person 1 isn’t wrong and plus what are you gonna do about it?
UwU:if I’m mad and I start laughing RUN *starts laughing*

by Bb_gurlllll July 6, 2023

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