legally retarded 

In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).

Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...

John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.

Nick: But your not retarded.

Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.

legally retarded by nick May 19, 2005

Half-Retarded 

Some one Who is not fully retarded so you have some part of your brain where your retarded but not retarded in another.

My mom dropped me on my head sideways now I'm half-retarded.

Half-Retarded by Hiyo802 December 24, 2009

retardese 

The preferred lexicon of the message board/bulletin board troll

Laker_Girl is speaking retardese again, i need a translator.

retardese by Vapster September 24, 2005

Retardom 

Retardom is a word used by my retarted brother when he was tryna diss me while I called him a lil Oompa Loompa lookin ass overgrown 8 year old dumb shit that does nothing but sit on his ass and jack off to a poster of sonic the hedgehog

Us: *Doing the crab walk towards retard*
Josh: have you guys got tested for retardom?

Retardom by Dundermawk cann June 8, 2018

Politically Retarded

People who watch CNN NBC ABC FOX or any other main stream media, mainly extreme leftists.

Any one who watches CNN's Don Lemon is Politically Retarded

Politically Retarded by noximuss December 5, 2020

retardado 

''retarded'' in spanish

He's retardado.
That dude so retardado he smoked oregano.

retardado by Raffa August 20, 2003

Retards 

9-12, Tea Party, and any other political group spending their time thinking they can change anything

The Marietta 9-12 are a bunch of Retards.

Retards by Newman_1 August 20, 2011