Shit in a Can

Where a T-rex violently pushes out a fucking rock hard turd nugget in a condensed canned steamed with broccoli semen

Damn it smells like I just Shit in a Can

by T.T.R October 22, 2020

my horn can pierce the sky

Princess Unicorn's catchphrase
Season: 5 Episode:11

This year its a doll-half girl half unicorn. Catchphrase:my horn can pierce the sky

by Muse terrt November 6, 2020

We can breathe

The deep American exhalation, after too long a period in which I can't breathe was true for too many, for so many reasons.

We CAN Breathe, today, November 7, 2020

by Monkey's Dad November 7, 2020

half canned

When you’re not quite drunk yet but you also wouldn’t say you’re sober

Halfway to drunk

Buddy and I were already half canned on whiskey when we hit the bars

by andre le midget December 25, 2020

You can it

The phrase “you can it” is an inspirational quote created by Norwegian music producer, radio host and 97% psychopath Anders Nilsen.

Just remember you can it!

by JalebiMC December 26, 2020

Can

Can is a Turkish name. If you have a friend named Can you should be grateful that you have him as a friend. Can is nice and sweet, but can be very loud. When Can is loud, he is funny. Can shapes rivers of tears into never-ending laughs. Can is strong but small, likes soccer or basketball. When you have fun fights with Can, it feels like you're fighting One-Punch-Man or Goku. If you messed with Can, RUN AWAY.

Girl 1: who is this new exchange student?
Girl 2: It's that turkish boy Can. He's so hot.

by eugeneherbertkrabs9364 December 26, 2020

Coke can

Large, girthy penis that all are impressed by

Wow, have you seen Derrick’s Coke can?

Yes, it is very impressive and girthy

by TotalWiggles December 31, 2020