cock block

Robbie Burns

Oh you were cock blocked? By who? ... Oh! Robbie Burns was there..

by BoysNYC May 26, 2012

Cock block

Abbie Snelling

“Man I was trying to get this girls number but I got cock blocked”

“Oh did abbie get in the way”

by Abbie Snelling June 09, 2019

Aegis Block

The Aegis Block is the counter to the well known posiden's kiss which countless members of today’s society will have sadly endured. The Aegis Block is the most effective way to block the kiss of posiden.

Used by placing several sheets of toilet paper on the water of the toilet before defecating. By doing this you will have successfully pulled off the Aegis Block

by Elfazoid April 20, 2018

Stump blocked

Holding the base of your penis and don't get full penetration

She stump blocked me

by Thrash&Burn4Life October 28, 2021

Soc Blocked

When someone of the opposite sex blocks you on social media

She just Soc Blocked you dude

by JonSturtz23 February 12, 2022

Blocked in

When you're juust ready to start doing a task and then suddenly you get a mental block which makes it impossible for you to do said task. You get unfocused and frustrated.

The phrase comes from the expression "Locked in", which in modern slang means "Focused" (its antonym).

I was about to do my homework, but I blocked in and after that, I just couldn't do anything. Now it's midnight. I wasted the whole day. I'm sad :(

by Enby on the internet February 09, 2025

Cat Blocked

In a chat room. In a conversation. Then the cat blocks the screen.

"I am sorry I am being cat blocked I cannot chat right now".

by Thewholeearther May 30, 2021