nut freeze

nut freeze is when ure nuts freeze to the porch cuz ure naked in the wintertime like a dumbass.

OOH! are ure nuts frozen to the porch?
(wine from dog)
Okay i'll get a spatula.
(louder wine from dog)

by pseudonym March 31, 2004

fuzzy nuts

A guy who lurks around Canada looking for things to photograph

Hey Sofa, is that Fuzzy Nuts behind you, look he has a camera.

by Undy Bumgrope September 20, 2005

No Nut November

The worst time a year according to men. They are not allowed to “Jack off”

Boy-“Ugh, it’s No Nut November”
Girl-“What’s that?”
Boy-“You wouldn’t get it”

by Minecraft Spaghetti November 2, 2019

butt-nut

When a man cums in someone's anus

I had to take a dump to get rid of the butt-nut.

by knowledge is power February 17, 2005

cooch nut

when someone ejaculate in a vagina and she spits it back out; when a female ejaculates natural juices; spoken in thoughts of future mate, mostly males

She laid a fat cooch nut on my tongue, He introduced me to one fine ass cooch nut

by GodMartinZ & RooMMateS September 20, 2005

choke-a-nuts

Women's breasts that are large and pop out of the top of their bras nearly enough to choke them.

"Did you see that Baywatch episode where Pam was running down the beach and nearly knocked herself down with her choke-a-nuts?"

by cmskellington July 19, 2006

shug nuts

Exclamation of dismay when something unfortunate happens.

Person 1 "Something bad just happened"
Person 2 "Awwwww shug nuts!"

by stef March 25, 2005