by Dfed83 December 7, 2021
Get the pocket faggetmug. Stacy keeps texting me every moment of every day. I never get any breathing room when I'm away from her. it's like she lives in the phone in my pocket. She's such a pocket person.
by Bacchus Gladstone March 2, 2023
Get the Pocket personmug. Rowan: Where do you keep your horse?
Ben: In my horse pocket... obviously. The pocket where I keep my horse
Rowan: So when you say horse pocket do you mean like a building or a carriage?
Ben: Yea, when I say pocket I obviously mean a building or carriage, what. No I mean a pocket, you know how your pants have those fabric pouches that you keep stuff in
Rowan: Yea the pocket where you put like your potions...
Ben: or a horse
Rowan: ... or your keys
Ben: or your horse
Rowan: Ben what do you mean HORSE POCKET
Ben: A pocket for your horse it's not a riddle
Rowan: Let me get this straight, you're talking about that one ton creature that we ride on, you put in the pocket on your thigh.
Ben: That's generally what I mean by horse pocket
Rowan: How do you put a horse in your pocket?
Ben: OK Rowan let me walk you through it it's a really tricky thing. First step: you get your hand, you know that fleshy thing at the end of your arm, put that in your pocket now pull out your horse
(Pulls out a horse)
Ben: Sweet... or should we still just go to the stables?
Ben: In my horse pocket... obviously. The pocket where I keep my horse
Rowan: So when you say horse pocket do you mean like a building or a carriage?
Ben: Yea, when I say pocket I obviously mean a building or carriage, what. No I mean a pocket, you know how your pants have those fabric pouches that you keep stuff in
Rowan: Yea the pocket where you put like your potions...
Ben: or a horse
Rowan: ... or your keys
Ben: or your horse
Rowan: Ben what do you mean HORSE POCKET
Ben: A pocket for your horse it's not a riddle
Rowan: Let me get this straight, you're talking about that one ton creature that we ride on, you put in the pocket on your thigh.
Ben: That's generally what I mean by horse pocket
Rowan: How do you put a horse in your pocket?
Ben: OK Rowan let me walk you through it it's a really tricky thing. First step: you get your hand, you know that fleshy thing at the end of your arm, put that in your pocket now pull out your horse
(Pulls out a horse)
Ben: Sweet... or should we still just go to the stables?
by SwampPuppy March 25, 2024
Get the Horse Pocketmug. Kev-'Oi Randy see that hot girl over there?'
Randy-' You bet I do Kev, I'd definitely shag her spaff pocket.'
Randy-' You bet I do Kev, I'd definitely shag her spaff pocket.'
by oscrape June 1, 2018
Get the Spaff Pocketmug. Noun.
A. Referring to a man’s crotch area after he has pre- cum in his boxers and his leg hair and boxers are swampy (sticky)
B. Referring to a women’s private area that is hot in temperature and ready to party.
A. Referring to a man’s crotch area after he has pre- cum in his boxers and his leg hair and boxers are swampy (sticky)
B. Referring to a women’s private area that is hot in temperature and ready to party.
by Lizjunbrit June 28, 2019
Get the Swamp Pocketmug. by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022
Get the Alabama hot pocketmug. Once a desirable filet of rare AAA meat, after years of indiscriminate sexual encounters, Danny's Pocket Steak was now well done.
by J-Money82 December 12, 2024
Get the Pocket Steakmug.