Golden brunette

the lightest variant of brunette. golden brunette women have beautiful golden brown hair and a kind temperament that is more earthy and warm then blondes but more carefree and optimistic then other brunettes. golden brunettes are beautiful and gentle women and one of lifes true wonders.

Denise from the big bang theory is a quantassential golden brunette. kind and gentle and fun and warm. steward struck gold with this beautiful sweet woman.

by anonymous July 27, 2023

Golden Donkey

The opposite of aa catfish. Better than their profile led to believe. Ass of gold.

The guy I matches with on Tinder was a total golden donkey.

by Stumpy & Friends March 4, 2023

golden tsunami

When your getting a blumpkin in a porta john and your buddy pushes it over, engulfing the victims.

Jake was getting a crazy good blumpkin in the porta john from Aotumn, when out of nowhere Austin decided to give them a golden tsunami.

by Big big big big loser December 2, 2023

Golden parachute

Very gullible

Stephanie calhoun is a golden parachute

by Mahboiricky January 6, 2021

Golden Screw

a n-word saying freak like he's disrespectful and obese. also his outfits are so choppy I had to make some for him... like hes just eugh

person 1: omg golden screw is such an obese fat cunt with belly rolls larger then drakes cock
person 2: ikr-

by PooPoo Labubu and Nunu Labubu July 20, 2025

Golden Star

A figurative golden star is awarded to anyone who eats at least one entire pizza everyday for a week. In practice the Golden Star is mostly used for bragging.

“Dude, are you eating pizza again? “
- “Yeah, i’m going for the golden star!”

by ComptonGandalf69 April 2, 2019