Stroll Classy

Vibe to your vibe

Wanna take a walk with your kid with a wine glass? Stroll classy.

Walk of shame home? Stay stroll classy

Just got fired? Stroll classy

Met the man of your dreams? Stroll classy

Just got dumped? Stroll classy

Wanna eat a pound of donuts? Stroll classy

Wanna start a new trend? Stroll classy

by Strollclassy February 3, 2024

Museum clams

A word that generally expresses joy, but can be used in any situation. The word was coined by splatoon player BPancakes.

You just killed a child? that's very museum clams of you.

by Hotttpancakes November 12, 2023

museum clams

museum clams is a word that expresses general joy and or excitement and is well-known in the splatoon community.

You just won a tournament? that's very museum clams

by Hotttpancakes November 19, 2023

Santa Claus

A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.

Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023

santa claws

a cat santas

santa claws!

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023

Sanny Claus

Essentially a reverse burglar. He comes into your house and gives you presents, especially if you leave him cookies and beer and a carton of Pall Mall Lights.

You be good now, or else Sanny Claus'll put coal in your stocking.

by EugeneJohnson42000 December 6, 2023

Preston Cass

Preston is a very awesome bf. He might smell like a mojón and monkey butt, but hes truly so cool. If you ever meet him beware cause hes like insane but youll get used to it after like a month i think. He also doesnt like cereal with milk which is a MAJOR red flag. He also needs to eat firehouse subs and smoke to survive. but even though he acts like so crazy he gives good hugs and bes so nice. like seriously he even buys me an abundance of food quite often which proves how kind of a soul he is. and even when i try my hardest to give him the ick he doesnt get it cause hes invincible and strong which is why we are engaged. oh also if you invite him to your house hide your water because he will drink ALL OF IT like he will not stop drinking water like omg. and also he talks very loud because he wants his presence to be known . hes nervous to eat food with dyes in it but he will still hit yardys. how does that make sense? i dont know but u shouldn't ask him cause hes the king. So if u meet him just dont be scared just trust the process. cause he has an exquisite personality that cannot be matched.

random person: hey why r u so handsome and awesome and cool
preston: im preston cass

random person: oh yeah that makes sense now

by ilovelife57 May 14, 2024