Jock Block

When your kid prevents you from getting a workout

When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.

"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"

by Lauraisjane February 2, 2013

block head

a kid with a square head

bob: Look at that kid over there!
Ken: yea he gotta block head stupid ass nigga!
blockhead: leave me alone or ima cry!

by spring zone February 25, 2022

lil block

A short nerd

lil block:wanna go to the library they got new books I can read all summer
Friend:u such a nerd

by Tekashi 6ix9ine March 11, 2018

Cock block

Chaney

Chaney is a cock block

by Me and other people December 31, 2018

getting blocked

To individually shove a collection of Minecraft blocks up the rectum.

- "F-f-uck s-steve~"
- "Damn yianni are you getting blocked?"
- *"Y-yup a-a-and it feels f-f-ucking a-amazin-g.."

by jakeyisop April 25, 2025

Hoochie Block

In groups chat, sending a message immediately after someone, causing the group to miss the previous message

Sophie hoochie blocked me on Messenger, so no one commented on my cute pics!

by TheSilverDoe89 October 9, 2019

LEGO blocks

Tiny bricks that induce extreme amounts of pain when stepped on. When dumped on the ground in large quantities, they essentially create a barrier to bare feet.

"why are you crying, stepsis?"
"I stepped on LEGO blocks"

by youhavesucsessfullyturnedmeon July 9, 2023