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Apple

A company that sameshits all the fucking time. The iphone just adds another camera to that doesn't even work. My mothers Xiaomi 10 LITE and my SAMSUNG GALAXY YOUNG GT perfoms better than apple iphones in 2099.
Mac OS is just bullshit and the original MACINTOSH was so bad and MacOS X is worse than Windows ME. Samsung, MicroSoft and Xiaomi are cheaper than apple, but better than Apple will ever be.
Apple Fanboy: LOL noob. You use Windows 10. Mac ic better.
Me: Shut the fuck up. I would rather jump off a cliff than use Apple technology. MacOS X is more shitty than fucking Windows ME
by cuber69420 May 22, 2022
mugGet the Applemug.

National Apple Day

"Oh my gosh, how could I forget? It's National Apple Day!"
by Akaodopamwgeha April 3, 2023
mugGet the National Apple Daymug.

Apple

A kind hearted woman with a very big heart for her family and friends, she's strong and can always surpass the challenges in life. Apple loves the moon and the sun but also a super fan of galaxies and music. Apples are the woman that will show you pure love and care just like how they love themselves. If you know someone whose named Apple keep them because they're rare.
Goodmorning Apple, i hope you get well na. Lagi mong tatandaan na sa bawat pagsubok na mararanasan mo, nandito lang ako palagi para sayo, don't hesitate to tell me what you're going through. Lagi akong handang maging tenga na makikinig sayo at sa lahat ng rants mo sa buhay, Sana habang nag-gogrow tayo ganon din yung friendship natin more years pa for friendship. Sabi mo nga soul sisters tayo sa sobrang dami ng mga naranasan natin pareho, mga bagay na pareho nating trip HAHAHAHA. Sana kapag may opportunity na for us to meet sana ma-grab natin yung opportunity na yon, bihira yung maka-encounter ng totoong bestfriend sa internet kasi karamihan sa iba hindi naman tumatagal but look at us, we're turning 3 next july 2022. Sana mas tumibay pa yung bond natin together, more chismis pa HAHAHAHAHA. Cheers to more years of friendship! Iloveyou sol.
by luna_dpcv31005 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple pound

I caught my brother apple pounding a 17 year old apple pie
by Tremdom January 28, 2025
mugGet the Apple poundmug.

Slave Apple

We got freaky last night and I fed her a slave apple before some spanky fun.
by Bitchin Cat Keeper September 13, 2025
mugGet the Slave Applemug.

apples in your ass

A person who is bitter and rude all the time.
by Mall33 December 11, 2016
mugGet the apples in your assmug.

cored like an apple

when you raid someone so hard in rust you core em like an apple
clan 1: did clan 3 get raided?
clan 2: yeah they got cored like an apple
by Oracuda September 15, 2021
mugGet the cored like an applemug.

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