cunt punt

1. A kick to the genitals of a female

2. The female equivalent to the nutmeg or "nutty"

1. "Dude this bitch is crazy!" "ahh just give her the old cunt punt"

2. "Wow, that chick kicked the ball right through the other chicks legs! Just like a nutmeg!" "yep, that was a certified cunt punt"

by lundy87 June 8, 2010

Cunt Punt

1. The act of hitting a girl in the gentitals with your foot in the same manner as profesional NFL kicker.

1. Chelsie was being a bitch so i fucking cunt punted her. That'll teach her.

by Shuggy25 February 13, 2010

mutton cunt

When a girl's vagina tastes a little funny. Sometimes the "mutton-esque" flavour comes on as the result of middle age.

When you eat out the snatch of an 18-year old girl, it tastes quite a bit like lamb chops.

But when you eat out some dirty old cougar, it tastes kinda wonky. A mutton cunt!

BAAAAAAA!

by Pollup January 14, 2008

cunt-ox

A hideous half-man half-beast that is best known for his ill manner and obnoxious attitude.

George has not only eaten my lunch from the work fridge, but has also attempted to sleep with my girlfriend. These are the actions of a cunt-ox.

by Ben Duncan January 24, 2006

butt cunt

a man or woman who takes penile penatration in their anal cavity or cocoa canyon.

Vicky's canyon canal was like fucking a warm glass of water, so we all gang banged her dirty butt cunt.

by Filthbag March 21, 2007

selfish cunt

a British based Art-Punk band, the group was originally led by 2 members, the rather androgynous lead singer Martin Tomlinson, and guitarist Patrick Constable but the group has now has a Bassist and Drummer. The group are known for rather offensive song titles and lyrics, and shouldn't be really taken seriously.

Some Of Selfish Cunt's songs worth finding
Fuck The Poor
Britain Is Shit
My Prerogative

by KDB November 11, 2006

rubber cunt

(expletive) Any thing (esp a male person) deemed to be vaguely useless, lacking real quality or consistency, or just plain old usefullness. Used as an amplification on the well worn 'cunt' insult. Possibly more insulting.

(1) My slowest PC is a useless Rubber Cunt of a thing.
(2) The rubber cunt that opens the fucking newsagent didnt show and I spent an hour in the fucked out rain waiting for him.

by MuttShaw October 26, 2005