Mr. Tissue

A name used for a tissue used to clean up ejaculations while masturbating.

Jonny! after your done jacking off, i need to use Mr. Tissue!

by theMASTERofallDARES June 22, 2011

Mr. Dependable

An adult toy that never lets a lady (or man) down

Since my boyfriend can't get me off, I gotta use Mr. Dependable

by BubblyCupcake June 28, 2011

Mr. Hankey

When you take a shit and decide you want to jack off but don’t want to flush twice so you jerk off into the toilet and your turd comes alive.

I just made a Mr. Hankey.

by Erichscale May 26, 2023

Mr Sutton

A spider in our class room that we named after our teacher while he was away.

Oh my gosh Mr Sutton you're so speedy gonzales. -This bitch called Flick

I don't want to sit near Mr Sutton - Our substitute

by ConnysDeadCorpse June 7, 2023

Mr. Dizon

A very good teacher. Good monkey keeper

Wow Mr. Dizon is such a good teacher! He needs an award. Oh wait! He already has one!

by The One And Only Monkey Man June 11, 2023

mr. Producer

Verb. To take care of something like Andrew Tate

Let me mr. Producer this real quick.

by Mr. Producer’s son June 14, 2023

Mr. Producer

A verb that describes the action of Andrew Tate pulling up a video/image to show the Emergency Meeting live stream.

Tristan: Pull up that video of your number 1 fan, Lucy, who waits outside your house for hours to see you.
Andrew: Sure, let me see if I can Mr. Producer this.

by BruceThomasWayne June 15, 2023