cracked

insane

That tard is cracked, yo!

by burntham September 5, 2003

Betty Crocker

The act of getting your asshole eaten out with a spoon.

Scott says "Mess with me again and you'll receive a Betty Crocker!"

by HiRihanna October 18, 2011

betty crocker

when a girl puts cake mix in her ass hole then farts in her spouses face, covering him in cake mix then the girl licks it all off.

me and my wife betty crockered last night!

by joeel eevan January 28, 2009

Crackerjap

A Girl who is half white and half japanese. Like Cracker-Jack

Hey look at that girl, she's a Crackerjap

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

cranker

Someone who is a complete crazy wanker!

This word originated from freshie dyslexic indian people whos grasp of english was weak enough for them to come up with such filandery as "crazy wanker".

It then took white people (people with names such as Thomas and Edward Zachary) who spend most of their time listening to Soulja boy to make a catchy word (ie take all credit)

as a generic indian name I'll use "Sachin Sharma"

Ed/Tom: Oi! Chocolate bear, you have a complete moose knuckle!
Sachin: You Crankers!

by Leeds Geography December 9, 2008

betty crocker

whilst f*cking a girl doggy-style, balance a plate with a cake on her back and eat it.

I was craving a slice of that birthday cake so we betty crocker fucked.

by The Iceman November 15, 2004

Crackers

1. To sneak downstairs at exactly 12:00 on December 24th or at 6:30 or earlier on Dec 25. Christmas
2. The Shock that you get when you see all your presents beneath the tree.

1. Wow, Crackers
2. At 12:00 kid #1 whispers "crackers" to kid #2 and kid #2 say "yes" and they Super Quietly downstairs.

by Sam and Alex December 28, 2005