Grand Slamwich

Everything that comes with Denny's grand slam, put into a sandwich instead.
This sandwich consists of (as they put it):
"Scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, ham and American cheese on artisan bread grilled with a maple spice spread."
(oh yeah, and mayonnaise they forgot to include that)
They're soooooo popularirjmsdjf

"What the hell is a grand slamwich??"
"That's everything that comes with a grand slam put into a sandwich instead"
"That sounds really nasty"
"They're very popular"
"Well I'm gonna have some pancakes"
"I'll put you down for a grand slamwich"
"I SAID I WANT PANCAKES WOMAN"
"You're all getting grand slamwiches, they're very popular"
"Ah, I don't want that crap"
"You get 2 eggs, a sausage, some bacon, some haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammm, mayonnaise, cheese, and maple spread, all inside a sandwich"
"Man, that sounds awful"
"GOD DAMN IT I WANT MY PANCAKES"
"I can slip some pancakes inside your grand slamwshesh"
"NEUUUWWWW"

by iminhellplshelpahhh May 4, 2025

Alabama Slammer

Marijuana, usually OG Kush or other indica-dominant strain, laced with cocaine. Reported to produce simultaneous effects of heavy sedation and increased sensory sensitivity associated with stimulation of the central nervous system. Origins widely believed to trace back to a foiled drug smuggling operation run rumored to be an associate of the Barry Seal syndicate in June of 1978. Estimates as high as 600 pounds of cocaine and marijuana were jettisoned from a small commuter jet pursued by Federal intercept, approximately 17 miles northeast of Montgomery, near the hamlet of Emerald Mountain. Reports began surfacing later that year of a debilitating strain of Cannabis with the street moniker 'Slammer, it's near mythical status canonized later that year with the Sep 29th performance of Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band at Birmingham's Boutwell Auditorium dubbed 'The Alabama Slammer', a hat nod to the widespread local use and adoration at the time. Acclaim and notoriety continued to follow and build for the purported strain, culminating in the 2008 near simultaneous publishing of a song with the same name appearing on the Casey Donahue Band's Live Album 'Live-raw-real, In The Ville' and the admission by President George W. Bush in the documentary 'Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay' that Alabama Slammer was his favorite strain of Cannabis.

George W. Bush: "This some good shit, ain't it?"
Harold Lee (nodding): "Yeah!"
Kumar Patel: "What is it?"
George W. Bush: "It's called Alabama Slammer. I laced it with blow so it knocks you down and keeps you going at the same time makes hand gesture implying a collision from the rear BOOWAH!"

by faqinblizzard June 11, 2025

Sidewalk Slammer

NikkiCapocci: UMiami student caught lackin bouncing on that BBC in 6 inch heeled boots #presidentofsaddclub #wap

She better rock my shit like the sidewalk slammer

by Chunkssss June 14, 2025

Oklahoma slammer

Created a large hole via. Drill into your urethra. Then put multiple toothpicks into your urethra, make sure they stick out. Then run full speed into a wall dick first with it being hard.

I was made to do a Oklahoma slammer by the cartel

by Alfie Thomas roughley June 16, 2025

speedway slammer

When the baby oil is lovingly applied to the anus, enabling extremely fast rear entry.

With JD's help, Donald encouraged Agent Mackey to give Satan a nice Speedway Slammer.

by RhondaSantis666 August 8, 2025

Snake slamNjam

“A snake slamNjam” is when a young picks up a rattlesnake and puts his penis into it, then after doing so you will proceed to shove the rattlesnake up your asshole and dig your own grave.

Poor alex died to the snake slamNjam, wanna go munt him?

by GuntSmasherC25P September 30, 2025

Countryside Banana Slama

During sexual intercourse when you're thrusting, you take out a banana and start inserting the banana into the woman's particular area

I gave my girlfriend the countryside banana slama and now my banana is mushy

by TheMajesticPirate September 6, 2016